beet muffin

When the vaginal tract is overfilled with infectious purple pus that resembles the color of beets.

"Bro did you have sex with that girl?",
"Nah man she had a gnarly beet muffin."

by space_nuts February 9, 2015

Beefmuffin

A contraction of beef cake and muffin; a person who is very muscular but sweet and lovely.

Jen: i dunno, jeff looks like a muscle head.

Sarah: no way, he's such a beefmuffin.

by Profsprinkles February 6, 2018

Beefmuffin

A muscular, but short man. Similar to a beefcake.

"Did you see Josh last night? He's such a beefcake."
"Josh is hot and all, but he's 5'4, that man is a beefmuffin"

by SwolePatrole September 30, 2019

beemuffinsandjam

dumbass mf who made a SOU HIYORI BODY PILLOW

have you heard of beemuffinsandjam on tiktok?
yeah they made the hiyori body pillow right?

by kenqies July 12, 2021