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beer mat notes 

a collection of beer mats from around the world
one of three beer mat notes found in Helsinki's Demonium Bar on October 22 2020:
"Don't worry about me, stay on track, stay healthy, and when this nightmare is over we will meet and i will get to finally hold you close and it will be fine and we'll manage somehow."
beer mat notes by Krkič January 31, 2021

beer mat notes 

a collection of popular notes found on beer mats from around world
beer mat notes: "You must be out of your brilliant mind thinking we don't go together well."
beer mat notes by Krkič May 17, 2020

beer mat notes 

notes from around the world
beer mat notes (this one was found in a pub in santa ana): "i love you. you are great. you can do anything. you make me happy. thats why i want to make you happy, too."
beer mat notes by Krkič May 18, 2020

beer mat notes 

How are you today
How was your sleep
Can you make use of an afa jersey
Or do you know someone who can
Theres also a messi fcb jersey, new, and very large

Someone would be happy to wear them
Can you help
beer mat notes

discovered in Melbourne, 2015
beer mat notes by Krkič September 21, 2020

T-shirt beer mat 

The wet mark that appears on your t shirt when holding the side of a cold beer accidentally against it while chatting to mates, also often occurs while watching sport
Jim: Mate you've been holding ure beer against ure shirt & it's all wet
Bob: Ah, yet another t-shirt beer mat!
T-shirt beer mat by aStar8 September 21, 2009

Beer Math 

A formula to ensure you (or whoever you are buying beer for) gets the drunkest for lowest amount of money:

"Beer Score" = (Beer Size x Beer ABV) / Price

Used to get the score of the beer you are drinking and to compare against other beer's score.
Pint of Guinness costs $5 at the bar... 16oz x 4.2 ABV / $5 = 13

Quart of Olde English costs $3 at the corner store... 32oz x 5.9 ABV / $3 = 63

So using Beer Math it takes 5x as much money to get drunk off Guinness at the bar than it does from OE in parking lot.
Beer Math by BSonBB December 29, 2012