beer fu

The ability to engage in physical combat after drinking copius amounts of beer. A predominantly north American martial art practiced in back wood taverns, at bachelor parties, and at NASCAR events.

Don't fuck with Wayne, he seems mild mannered, but he has been drinking Pabst since noon and knows beer fu.

beer fu by Matt Booyah April 12, 2008

Michigan Beer Fund 

In Michigan bottles and cans of pop and beer or other carbonated beverages can be returned for 10 cents each at any local grocery store. It is the highest "bottle deposit" in the country. People in Michigan usually collect all their empty cans or bottles and when they are broke return them to the store to buy more beer.

Person 1: "Dude the party is over, we are all out of bud light and cash.."
Person 2: "Nah man, we can just return the cans I have been saving these past two weeks as my Michigan Beer Fund. we can get another 12 pack!"

Person 1: "Wooh Michigan!"

Michigan Beer Fund by nate-dawg-dizzle February 18, 2010

Beer Funeral 

Drinking so much beer that you fucking die. But like, super hard dying.

Danielle broke up with her boyfriend and had a bad day at work. Sounds like she's going to have a beer funeral when she gets home.

Beer Funeral by jesus peatz March 23, 2010

beer fuck

To have sex with an ugly girl, only because you were drunk and desperate.

Joe: Who was that girl walking out of your room this morning?

Jer: Was she hot?

Joe: No, she was butt ugly.

Jer: Oh, she was a beer fuck man.

beer fuck by Jer March 22, 2005

beer fucked

Experiencing the effects of drinking significant quantities of alcohol.

I told Arnold that I would be right over to his place, but I was so beer fucked that I couldn't put my pants on.

beer fucked by zwibble de jah jah June 27, 2006

beer funnel

A device conisisting of a funnel with a long hose attached.It is used by pouring the beer into the funnel carefully as not to foam it up.Release the excess from the hose again carefully this time not spill any beer.Then you take an put the hose in your mouth an hope like hell you can chug alot of cold beer.

I own three beer funnels.

That dude funneled like 20 beers that nite.

beer funnel by Eckstahsee December 19, 2003

beer fuck

To have sex with an incredibly ugly girl, only becuase you were drunk and desperate.

Joe: Dude, who was that chick walking out of your room this morning?

Jer: Was she hot?

Joe: No, she was butt ugly.

Jer: She was a beer fuck.

beer fuck by Jer May 13, 2005