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Beef Jerker

Someone who jerks off using their "beef".
Person #1: What were you doing last night?
Person#2: I was in my room
Person#1: So you're a Beef Jerker!
Person#2: Exactly!
Beef Jerker by Lucky-Lick July 31, 2016

Beef Jerkey 

1) Dried out beef with the addition of spices to be consumed
2) Awesomeness made edible
Man 1: "dude pass me some beef jerkey"
Man 2: "Fucking A!"
Beef Jerkey by Aviticus January 20, 2009

beef jerkey johnson 

a sasquatchular, slightly ginger, rednecked who enjoys rock climbing without a shirt, making beef jerkey, and who gets stung by bees while sleeping. Also a spaz
Wow that kid is a Beef Jerkey Johnson

Oh george bush is more of a redneck than Beef Jerkey Johnson


Wow he's as good of a rock climber as Beef Jerkey Johnson

beerjerker 

Someone who whines because they are nearly out of their favorite beer and can't afford/won't get any more.
Man 1: Aww. . . almost out of beer!

Man 2: Quit being a beerjerker.
beerjerker by SpiritDragon March 2, 2011