beef jerker

-A professional beef jerky maker.

-One who likes giving bulls handjobs.

Jack Links beef jerky is made by beef jerkers

by pork jerker August 20, 2010

Beef Jerker

Someone who jerks off using their "beef".

Person #1: What were you doing last night?
Person#2: I was in my room
Person#1: So you're a Beef Jerker!
Person#2: Exactly!

by Lucky-Lick July 31, 2016

Beef Jerkey

1) Dried out beef with the addition of spices to be consumed
2) Awesomeness made edible

Man 1: "dude pass me some beef jerkey"
Man 2: "Fucking A!"

by Aviticus January 20, 2009

beef jerkey johnson

a sasquatchular, slightly ginger, rednecked who enjoys rock climbing without a shirt, making beef jerkey, and who gets stung by bees while sleeping. Also a spaz

Wow that kid is a Beef Jerkey Johnson

Oh george bush is more of a redneck than Beef Jerkey Johnson


Wow he's as good of a rock climber as Beef Jerkey Johnson

by think tank inc. March 14, 2009

beerjerker

Someone who whines because they are nearly out of their favorite beer and can't afford/won't get any more.

Man 1: Aww. . . almost out of beer!

Man 2: Quit being a beerjerker.

by SpiritDragon March 2, 2011