bedpresser 

A heavy, lazy fellow
From Samuel Johnson's - History of The English Language

Prince Henry.. I'll be no longer guilty of this sin. This fanguine coward, this bedpresser, this horse-back-breaker, this huge hill of flesh, . , . .

from shakespeare, Henry IV Part I
Act 2 Scene 4

bedpresser by suds and hymns April 20, 2011

bed presser

A person of great weight who exerts considerable pressure on his mattress. In vogue during Shakespeare's lifetime.

I hear king Henri was quite the bed presser.

bed presser by Dauntless December 25, 2005

beepressed 

A depressed bee

Berry b benson is beepressed because Vanessa chose a human and not him.

beepressed by Seadaddyhayden August 14, 2019

Bedpression 

Bedpression is a feeling you get whilst depressed and in bed.

Great, a morning full of Bedpression

Bedpression by Banksy369 July 31, 2018

bedpress 

Someone who agrees for a No Strings attached or a One Night Stand or Casual Sex

Become my 'Bedpress' for tonight!

bedpress by agilewiz October 22, 2019

BEPRESSEB

Depressed but autocorrect never corrected it

Mady : BROCEN, EMO, SAD, BEPRESSEB
Me : BEPRESSEB?!!!!!
Mady: BEPRESSEB😢

BEPRESSEB by Lolad34th November 20, 2022