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Badonkulars

A pair of binoculars used to check out an ass (badonkadonk).
"Did you see that chick's ass?"
"Damn! let me get out my badonkulars!"
Badonkulars by BUMBLEBEEEEEE November 1, 2009
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badonkulars

a combination of the words 'badonk-a-donk' and 'binoculars'. basically, a tool used by those with bad vision to verify if a girl has a nice ass from a distance.
"hey man, check that girl out, she's a looker!"

"eh, i dunno, better get out the badonkulars, just in case..."
badonkulars by te72 December 15, 2008

bedonkulous 

An adjective or exclamation that means: Absolutely wildin and wacky interchangeable to bad outcomes or good ones.
Person 1: “I got brand new light up shoes!” Person 2: “That’s Bedonkulous!”

Person 1: “I tamed a tiger shark while flying through the air!”

Person 2: “That’s bedonkulous!”

Person 1: “My friend set me on fire yesterday.”

Person 2: “That’s bedonkulous!”
bedonkulous by ThrowinDimes842 July 11, 2023

badonkulars

binocular-like structure that zooms in on the badonkadonk.
"My creepy uncle utilizes a pair of badonkulars for checking out the neighbor"
badonkulars by Atkins & Bowers November 5, 2008

Badonkulars

Sounds like "Binoculars". Like Beer Goggles for staring at a woman's ass, typically a chick with a flat or weird shaped ass, that looks amazing when drunk.
Dude 1: "bro you were grabbing flatty Maddie last night!"

Dude 2: "I don't give a flying fuck, I saw her with my badonkulars on!!"
Badonkulars by Metal Warlock July 22, 2016

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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