bed sleep

A particular kind of restful, fulfilling sleep that can only be obtained by sleeping in a bed. This kind of sleep is especially needed by college students.

I'm so tired from studying all night.
You want to crash on my futon?
Not thanks, I need bed sleep.

bed sleep by Smolmarph February 24, 2011

Sleep Humper Bed 

A bed mattress with holes that makes masturbation in bed for men easier than ever. A man may lay face down on the mattress so he can insert his penis into a hole that is shaped much like the tunnel of love sex toy. The man will then proceed to hump the bed until he ejaculates as the semen is washed down into a connected sewer line.

Honey, I bought the brand new Sleep Humper Bed so you won't have to worry about sex anymore.

Sleep Humper Bed by Kingmaster74 April 12, 2011

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed 

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

i sleep with a bed and squish mellow 

When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.

“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”

i sleep with a bed and squish mellow by emmalovesuglyboy February 22, 2021

mexican bed sleeping

when no less than 5 dudes are sleeping in the same bed at the same time for either warmth or pleasure.

yea last night we were mexican bed sleeping with 8 other dudes and i think one was gay.....

mexican bed sleeping by nat3d April 25, 2010

sleeping in the centre of a double bed 

one of the coolest things EVER!!!

I love being able to sleep in the centre of a double bed and not have any stinky losers beside me

sleeping in the centre of a double bed by Jizzles March 16, 2003

Sleeping in Hitler's bed 

When people unknowingly support or do things that they claim are against at its core with little to no consequences as their version of the value is deemed as good by the establishment and mainstream culture. Severe hypocrisy that they often share with others as a group, by actually promoting what they are against in i new package. People who sleep in Hitlers bed also believe they are morally superior than those who do not hold their value, even if the core value is the same. These people who sleep in Hitler's bed do not believe in the concept of "two wrong doesn't make one right", but see revenge by going down to the same level as their perceived enemies are on, and act just like them if not worse. People who sleep in Hitler's bed are often (but not always) politically correct.

TL;DR: People, often as a group, are doing the exact evil deeds that they deem as horrible, if their perceived enemy does them. But completely fine when they do the exact same thing, but from a socially acceptable and politically correct point of view.

Example 1: Women who think misogyny is the worst thing in the world, while simultaneously themselves being a misandrists towards men. And act exactly like the misogynists they clam to be against.

Example 2: People who claim to be tolerant but then want to silence anyone who disagrees with them.

Example 3: Being anti-racist but still see people with a different skin color as less of a human being in sertain situations.

Guy one: Did you see Rebecca's, Ashley's and Sarah's outbursts? They are pissed that they can't get a date from Tinder, any of them, and says that all men on that site are incels who hate women and can't treat a woman with the respect she deserves.
Guy two: Yeah, they don't seem to realise that if they were all guys, and had their view on men, but towards women instead. They would all be the textbook definition of an incel themselves. They are sleeping in Hitler's bed.

Sleeping in Hitler's bed by Ex-hyperian April 17, 2022