bed pig

A small to medium sized domestic cat that when sleeping in the bed with its owner takes up 75% or more of the mattress area.

This horizontal chihuahua is a total bed pig.

by James_onthe_Rocks1 January 9, 2018

Bedpig

Lazy ass who lays around all day in bed, often with a drink, laptop and television remote.

"Carl got two liter and is being a bedpig today."

by Aggie Janicot January 27, 2009