Beckley 

A small yet growing city in Southern West Virginia that even other people in the state never heard of, let alone the rest of the country. Beckley is the biggest city closest to the Western Hemisphere's longest arch bridge and near one of the oldest rivers on the planet, the New River. Yet people still haven't heard of Beckley.

A person from Clarksburg, WV: So where are you from?
A person from Beckley, WV: Oh I am from Beckley.
A person from Clarksburg, WV: Where the heck is that?
A person from Beckley, WV: Umm its like only 2 hours south of Clarksburg.
A person from Clarksburg, WV: In Virginia or Kentucky?
A person from Beckley, WV: Just go to hell.

Beckley by Billyranawaywithme November 1, 2012

Beckley 

A great little town in the heart of southern West Virgnia. Very big for tourists. I-64 and I-77 along with other roadways run throught Beckley. Full of great people. Woodrow Wilson High School located in Beckley has won 16 state basketball championships.

Beckley, WV is a great place to visit while traveling.

Beckley by yeahboyyyy April 11, 2008

beckley 

A dude that is very level headed and keeps his cool but at the same time is very adventorous and wild,he likes music and is very good at it too,tends to be an ambitious person and tries his best to achieve his dreams and also stays by his friends no matter what and has a helping spirit. He's also really good at video games and technology and knows his way around the bed.

Wow! beckley is so amazing!

beckley by Mexicanpotato September 2, 2018

Beckley 

a very ugly and tiny town located in the armpit of West Virginia; hillbilly central.

Beckley resident 1: my cousins got married last weekend!

Beckley resident 2: at the same time?

Beckley resident 1: how else could they get married if they weren't together?

Beckley by Adamo2012 March 20, 2008

Beckley 

Absolute hunk of a man whos so sexy. Whenever girls see him they just start falling on their knees begging to be noticed, especially people named Maddie. He's so sexy some stories have gone around that he blinds people when he smiles because his teeth are so white.

Wow Beckley is hot isn't he

Beckley by NotBeckley July 8, 2023

beckley bowtie 

when someone is sleeping, you shit on their neck. When they wake up, they look down and left and right, resulting in a bowtie.

That girl was so drunk last night, I gave her a beckley bowtie and she wore it around for hours.

beckley bowtie by coop/price September 30, 2007

Beckley WV 

Beckley WV is a small town located in southern West Virginia. It is known for its high crime rate and coal miner history. It was rated the 2nd most dangerous city in West Virginia. The Woodrow Wilson High School in Beckley has 16 State Basketball Championships.

Wow, Beckley WV Is A Great Place!

Beckley WV by bmmwv July 16, 2019