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beaver slap 

When a woman takes her overly-loose pussy lips and binds them together with yarn. After her lips are bound, she then proceeds to "slap" them against her partner's eye in a backhanded motion until one of her partner's eyes swells completely shut...arrrrgh...pirate style!
The impact of Jenny's beaver slap rendered Jerry's right eye useless.
beaver slap by assclown23 April 3, 2003

beaver slap 

When a man is about to have oral sex with a woman and she "comes at him" from across the room...ending in her wrapping her pussy lips around his face...giving him the perfect opportunity to have some fish.
Hey Ed....I was really excited last night when Nina gave me the beaver slap.
beaver slap by beaver1 April 3, 2003

beaver slapper 

Lesbian.
A girl who likes girls or beavers!

A girl who likes slapping another girls vagina
Look at that red headed beaver slapper in her natural habitat!

slap beater

when you can physically damage something so beat up, it can't lower it's value ... no matter how hard you slap it
it's a slap beater, don't bother
slap beater by JC919 September 13, 2022

slap beater

when you can physically damage something so beat up, it can't lower it's value ... no matter how hard you slap it
it's a slap beater, don't bother
slap beater by JC919 September 13, 2022

slapping beaver

When the loose portions (lips) of a womans vagina slap/clap when vigorously jumping up and down.
The dancer on the full nude strip bar stage had a severe case of slapping beaver.
slapping beaver by Frontbutt79 December 7, 2016