When a woman takes her overly-loose pussy lips and binds them together with yarn. After her lips are bound, she then proceeds to "slap" them against her partner's eye in a backhanded motion until one of her partner's eyes swells completely shut...arrrrgh...pirate style!
The impact of Jenny's beaverslap rendered Jerry's right eye useless.
When a man is about to have oral sex with a woman and she "comes at him" from across the room...ending in her wrapping her pussy lips around his face...giving him the perfect opportunity to have some fish.
Hey Ed....I was really excited last night when Nina gave me the beaver slap.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.