beaver muff 

An overgrowth of hair on a womens vagina.

I was ignorant on eating Jamie out yesterday after I had noticed her beaver muff.

beaver muff by nevsky September 12, 2006

saggy beaver muffin 

when a mans very hairy balls hang down so low they look either like buck teeth of a beaver, or an upside down muffin, which is not edible due to severe pain of the owner.

ohmygoodness! look at his saggy beaver muffins! i dont know what i want to do with them. they just hang there.

saggy beaver muffin by kayla frenner January 25, 2009

beaverbuff 

To rub soothing cream in ones freshly shaved chuff!

Let me help you with your beaverbuff darling

beaverbuff by ohh that was nice mummy! November 17, 2015

muffin beater 

1. A homophobic person who lets their fear of homosexuality get so intense that they lash out and cause physical or mental abuse.

2. Slang for an exceptionally large sized penis.

Girl one: So how was he?
Girl two: I couldn't walk for a week after he stuffed me with that muffin beater.

Guy one: I heard he was gay..
Guy two: Oh, what the fuck? I don't wanna hang out with him then.
Guy one: Dude, don't be such a muffin beater.

muffin beater by BeeTerrr April 25, 2011