A slang term used to define an act of sexual self-gratification.
To masturbate (male).
Similar to the following:
* wank
* jerk off
* pull the pud
* bash the bishop
* choke the chicken
* milk the cow
* spank the monkey
To masturbate (male).
Similar to the following:
* wank
* jerk off
* pull the pud
* bash the bishop
* choke the chicken
* milk the cow
* spank the monkey
My mother told me if I beat the dog one more time she's going to cut it off.
My girlfriend caught me beating the dog and decided to join in.
My girlfriend caught me beating the dog and decided to join in.
by FluffyDef December 9, 2011
Get the Beat the dogmug. 80's-90's rap with thumping bass.
"Songs bringin' life to the streets" (ICP, track: "Dog Beats" album: "Dog Beats EP").
Term created by Insane Clown Posse, back when they were the Inner City Posse. Their 1991 "Dog Beats EP" album included a track that defined Dog Beats as older, funky beats, like those from the glory days of Snoop Dogg.
"Songs bringin' life to the streets" (ICP, track: "Dog Beats" album: "Dog Beats EP").
Term created by Insane Clown Posse, back when they were the Inner City Posse. Their 1991 "Dog Beats EP" album included a track that defined Dog Beats as older, funky beats, like those from the glory days of Snoop Dogg.
"Inner City Posse got the dog beats, ICP we got the dog beats. No you don't stop with the funk from the old days."
by Garrett C. May 6, 2006
Get the Dog Beatsmug. by amplifier1110 November 17, 2009
Get the beat-around dogmug. Sharon: Stanley, what the hell are you doing?!
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)
by KaiserBasara December 28, 2005
Get the beating off the dogmug. who can't read music. To be held to a standard you know nothing about or is impossible to meet, and to be constantly punished for not meeting that standard. A form of spouse abuse. The abuser uses Mr or Ms Wonderful as their standard, and average isn't good enough. A sign that a marriage is terminal.
by knowman March 15, 2008
Get the beat like a dogmug. by Wiener dog May 25, 2018
Get the National beat your dog daymug. Beat up BIG DOG day is a national holiday celebrated in many countries on July 20th where you beat up BIG DOG.
by The man who posts definitions July 20, 2024
Get the Beat up BIG DOG daymug.