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1 definition by
FluffyDef
Top Definition
Beat the dog
A slang term used to define an act of sexual self-gratification.
To
masturbate
(male).
Similar to the following:
*
wank
*
jerk off
*
pull the pud
*
bash the bishop
*
choke the chicken
*
milk the cow
*
spank the monkey
My mother told me if I
beat the dog
one more time she's going to cut it off.
My girlfriend caught me beating the dog and decided to join in.
by
FluffyDef
June 11, 2011
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