beat the squirrel

The phrase summarizes the process of a woman masturbating.

I never expected Sandra to be a girl who will beat the squirrel while watching porn.

by Capitis Deminutio Maxima September 1, 2010

beat in the butt with a wet squirrel

euphemism for exhausted, tired on every level, as beaten down as one can be. Origin: Dobbins Family saying created by Hale Dobbins, deceased, of Arkansas

as in "I'm so tired I feel like I've been beat in the butt with a wet squirrel."

by H. Hendrix Dobbins November 14, 2013