bag of beat dicks

Adj. The tired feeling of sleepiness after beating off multiplied by an entire bag of beat dicks. ; extreme tiredness
I just ran five miles, I feel like a bag of beat dicks.
by Bertdogg54 June 15, 2015
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To be extremely tired or fatigued to the point of being worthless.
Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?

Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!

Glenn: Damn, that's tired!
by Glizzy G December 03, 2008
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Beating my dick

Beating your dick, means to masterbate one's penor. It is something we say in Pennsylvania, and almost everyone says it.

It also means to slack off, and we say that here a lot.
When I get REALLY HORNY, I just gotta beat my dick!

He should be doing his homework, but instead he's just sitting around beating his dick(slacking off).

I love beating my dick, it feels so good to release the poon.
by Porner Brothers December 14, 2011
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beating your dick

*knock on bathroom* "What are you doing in there man, beating your dick? Let's go already!"
by makinpizzasbro420 June 30, 2014
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dick beat

Verb. The act of forcibly beating another repeatedly with an erected penis. Also known as a DB for short.
After Ted had found Sally cheating on him he unzipped his pants pulled out is hard throbbing man rod as strong as a horses leg but as soft as a flower wrapped in silk and dick beat her silly.
by Chester B. March 20, 2008
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Dick beat

A perjorative term used by "in-the-know" rhythm section members to describe endless blues jams of the kind typically put forth by middle-aged white guys.

Originated in Syracuse, N.Y. (the self-proclaimed "blues belt" of Central New York) circa 1995, possibly following a mind-numbing set of medium-tempo shuffles at the Dinosaur Bar-B-Que.
"How'd that gig at Dinosaur go?"

"Three sets of dick beat, man."
by Tristan Fabriani July 11, 2017
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dick beating

Noun: The act of bruising a girl's thigh by playfully whipping her with an erect penis.
"C. Cee was being naughty so V was like 'you're gonna catch a dick beating.'"
by vladster January 13, 2014
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