Beasturd
Beasturd by BrownManJuices April 4, 2011
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beasturd
1) I went walking in the park the other day and noticed a pile of beasturd on the pavement.
2) My dog made a beasturd on my homework assignment.
3) I went hiking in the forest yesterday and stepped in a large mound of beasturd.
4) Why do monkeys smell their own beasturd?
2) My dog made a beasturd on my homework assignment.
3) I went hiking in the forest yesterday and stepped in a large mound of beasturd.
4) Why do monkeys smell their own beasturd?
beasturd by Ronald Wales April 5, 2011
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Worse than a "Rat Bastard". This individual will be cordial and charming to your face, then instigate despicable acts against you behind your back. A lying, coniving piece of worthless humanity. The essence of immense evil.
Teacher #1: That school board president has been telling everyone that he runs this school, not the superintendent.
Teacher #2: Mr. Sellers told me the same thing, but kisses up to the superintendent in public.
Teacher #1: We need to get out of Pawhuska, he is a rat basturd!
Teacher #2: Mr. Sellers told me the same thing, but kisses up to the superintendent in public.
Teacher #1: We need to get out of Pawhuska, he is a rat basturd!
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Beasturbation
To masturbate with beast-like force. The act of extreme self-pleasure, sometimes involving painful sensations. It comes from the root of Beastiality, but it should not be confused with beastiality because this type of self-pleasure does not involve an animal. It only involves the animal-like force to pleasure ones self.
"As a single man, when I feel extra horny, I participated in beasturbation while watching The Office."
"Pam engaged in beasturbation so intensely using a guitar that it became out of tune for 2 years."
"Pam engaged in beasturbation so intensely using a guitar that it became out of tune for 2 years."
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