Beasturd 

A beasturd is the feces of an animal.

I was out in the jungle yesterday and stepped in a large pile of beasturd.

Beasturd by BrownManJuices April 4, 2011

beasturd 

Beasturd is a word associated with animal poop.

1) I went walking in the park the other day and noticed a pile of beasturd on the pavement.

2) My dog made a beasturd on my homework assignment.

3) I went hiking in the forest yesterday and stepped in a large mound of beasturd.

4) Why do monkeys smell their own beasturd?

beasturd by Ronald Wales April 5, 2011

Rat Basturd

Worse than a "Rat Bastard". This individual will be cordial and charming to your face, then instigate despicable acts against you behind your back. A lying, coniving piece of worthless humanity. The essence of immense evil.

Teacher #1: That school board president has been telling everyone that he runs this school, not the superintendent.

Teacher #2: Mr. Sellers told me the same thing, but kisses up to the superintendent in public.

Teacher #1: We need to get out of Pawhuska, he is a rat basturd!

Rat Basturd by skypie November 20, 2011

Basturd

1) Misspelling of bastard
2) A word that combines the words bastard and turd - usually used to insult someone.

1) Xx_Lolfagdouche_xX says: OmFg u HAx0rin basturdz!
2) When we were larping last night, Geroge kicked me in the balls. The basturd.

Basturd by The Third Monkey September 1, 2011

Beasturbation 

To masturbate with beast-like force. The act of extreme self-pleasure, sometimes involving painful sensations. It comes from the root of Beastiality, but it should not be confused with beastiality because this type of self-pleasure does not involve an animal. It only involves the animal-like force to pleasure ones self.

"As a single man, when I feel extra horny, I participated in beasturbation while watching The Office."

"Pam engaged in beasturbation so intensely using a guitar that it became out of tune for 2 years."

Beasturbation by coolpeople9809 August 31, 2011

Glorious Basturds 

A group of crazy people on the internet who will troll you forever and their memes are 🔥

Im about to join Glorious Basturds!

Glorious Basturds by John Cajole December 4, 2020

Basturd

A Sea Bass making a lot of turd

They is a lot of Basturds in the water

Basturd by Hooter's Boy February 23, 2009