beastoids 

a food or drink that gets you ready to go beast in a game or activity

beastoids, your favorite cand, drink, food, etc

beastoids by MoneyEdds June 15, 2012

Awkward Blastoise 

When an awkward turtle is insufficient for the awkwardity of the situation, one must "evolve" their awkward turtle into the Awkward Blastoise. This hand configuration uses the pointer and pinky finger of the top hand as Hydro Pumps to douse the situation.

While visiting his girlfriend's parents, Rob farted at the dinner table very loudly. The mom implemented the awkward turtle, but was immediately over-ruled by the dad's more appropriate use of the Awkward Blastoise in order to sufficiently encompass the awkwardity of the situation.

Awkward Blastoise by Cypress A 106 April 24, 2009

beastos 

uncomprehendingly beast to an extreme level

Hey Jack! Did you see Marko's new kicks? They are totally beastos!

beastos by beastosman August 20, 2017

Blastoise 

When you piss in her eye while screaming "BLASTOISE USE WATER GUN"

"yo what you want to do tonight?"
"I kinda want to do a BLASTOISE"
"Oh so you wanna get that slippery, say no more"

Blastoise by Stanky the Herbivore YT September 5, 2016

No Beasties

said to reinsure someone to make them believe you are not into beastiality; used when saying something that can appear to be a statement of beastiality

man: "What breed is it?"
pet owner: "Its a labrodor rechever"
man: "That is a cute dog, no beasties though."

No Beasties by Ashtrey001 March 15, 2010

bastids

safe way of calling someone a bastard

That bastid! he stole my shiet

bastids by Jerry Hatrick August 5, 2005

blastoising 

When you jack off two guys over your shoulder, aiming their jizz at your partner. Yelling "You do not have enough badges to train me!"

The party was lame until they guys started blastoising.

blastoising by PokeRage September 14, 2013