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Bearshit 

Christianity is bullshit, satanism is bearshit.
Bearshit by failfag January 20, 2009
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bearshit 

C.R.E.A.M. is related to stock market & property market, cheers+
don't mention it. 🐻 bearshit#
bearshit by catcelestialperson July 18, 2025

bearshit 

cream is stock property market shit nigg#🐻
don't mention it bearshit# 🐻
bearshit by catcelestialperson July 18, 2025

bear shit in the woods 

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.
Q:You wanna go out drinking tonight?
A: Does a bear shit in the woods?
bear shit in the woods by PTM May 27, 2006
Barshit can be a synonym for the word bullshit.
If someone cuts you off while your driving, you say "thats barshit"

Barshit also tends to be followed by the word unherman.

You can pronounce unherman with a silent H for a more effictive saying. So it would sound like unerman.

Barshit and Unherman both originate from the Armitage household, which has been adopted by the Hurdons, and other families.

Both words sound better when used in a Country/Hick accent.
I lost Bingo! Barshit!

Aaaaah, we have to canoe back to shore in a thunder storm, barshit - unherman!
Barshit by cattybeav June 11, 2011

Does a bear shit in the woods? 

Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'.

See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Q: "Joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

bearsuit 

1. a bear suit, outfit or costume.
2. A spazz band from Norwich whom enjoy dressing up as bears.
bearsuits will take over the world!
bearsuit by colly October 23, 2003
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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