Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Cooldigs

Bearrito

What a hiker/backpacker becomes when a hungry bear encounters them, sleeping in a hammock.

My friend Mr. Bryce met his demise on our backpack trip; unfortunately he became a bearrito as he was sleeping soundly in his hammock.

Bearrito by Cooldigs May 29, 2019

When an item, including, but not limited to clothing or other materials shrinks and becomes wrinkled.

My son’s new shirt became shrinkled after laundering.

"It was necessary to remove my meal from the microwave oven, as I observed bubbleage."

bubbleage by Cooldigs July 13, 2016