Beard Off 

A public challenge between two individuals on who has the better beard.

Dude 1: Did you hear that Jay beat Sid in a Beard Off?

Dude 2: Yup, you shouldn't bring a five o'clock shadow to a gun fight.

Beard Off by BeardMaster January 26, 2010

giggling my chuckling beard off 

Laughing a lot. A lotta lot. And I mean a lot. An extreme version of "LOL"

Friend says something funny.

Other friend laughs at joke. "giggling my chuckling beard off/GMCBO!!!"

giggling my chuckling beard off by leighzil August 3, 2009

lay off beard 

Not quite the same as the playoff beard. The lay off beard is when you stop shaving every day because you got laid off, and there's really no point anymore, is there?

Guy 1: "Dude, did you forget to shave... for like a week?"

Guy 2: "Oh, it's my lay off beard. Go fuck your sister."

lay off beard by Bri0n October 29, 2010

bear off 

When 2 guys get naked and wrestle. The first one to get penetrated losses. This is how one becomes the alpha bear

Jim and Todd had a bear off the other night! Poor Jim lost.

bear off by Scarlett Carey July 20, 2014

Offensive Board 

When a couple breaks up, but before anyone else can pick up the girl on the rebound, the same guy gets back together with her. The term comes from basketball, where an offensive board or offensive rebound prolongs a team's possession.

Man: I heard Katie and Mike broke up. Finally I can get Katie on the rebound, that fox.

Friend: Nope. Mike grabbed the offensive board and got right back with her.

Man: Curses! I'll box out next time.

Offensive Board by tripleovertime99 December 21, 2010