Definitions by tripleovertime99

Offensive Board 

When a couple breaks up, but before anyone else can pick up the girl on the rebound, the same guy gets back together with her. The term comes from basketball, where an offensive board or offensive rebound prolongs a team's possession.

Man: I heard Katie and Mike broke up. Finally I can get Katie on the rebound, that fox.

Friend: Nope. Mike grabbed the offensive board and got right back with her.

Man: Curses! I'll box out next time.

Offensive Board by tripleovertime99 December 21, 2010

Ray Charles-ing It

When someone avoids making eye contact with someone he or she dislikes by turning his or her head to one side or the other, as Ray Charles did when he was singing.

She's totally Ray Charles-ing it right now. She's not even looking over here.

Ray Charles-ing It by tripleovertime99 November 26, 2010

Spelunk 

1. Using your penis to explore a woman's vagina, or "cave."
2. To ejaculate.

1. "Did you spelunk Callie's cave last night?"
2. "Yessir. Spelunked on her chest, on her face, a little on me...I showed her my dripping stalactite alright."

Spelunk by tripleovertime99 December 1, 2009

Drumy 

1) Drunk-texting. Originates from a typo in word mode, where “drunk” turns to “drumy” by hitting a 9 for the final letter instead of a 5.
2) Ancient Norse word for drunk.

Amanda: I'm so drumy right now.
Gary: That you are.

Drumy by tripleovertime99 January 3, 2009