bearaids 

Ursine auto-immune deficiency syndrome. A similar, more savage version of the human AIDS virus which is found in several species of Northern American bears. An excellent resource for additional information is available online at www.bearaids.com

This grizzley has contracted bearaids! Great Scott!

bearaids by Good Doctor February 27, 2009

Pedo Bearadise 

Places like: Omegle, Facebook, Myspace, 4chan, The Entire Internet.........

You: hi

Stranger: a/s/l?

You: im boy, 12, and what is this?

Stranger: wanna come over? I have cookies and a hard ding ding and was wondering if your'e hungry?

You: Hi, Im Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. We've been working closely with the FBI and have been monitoring your child pornography downloads and your trips to Thailand. There is a swat team waiting outside right nao equipped with riot gear and very, verrry pedophile crazed k-9's just waiting to tear your tiny little balls to shreds so don't bother running..........

Stranger: uh, I'm sorry?

You: Red Team, gogogogogogogo!

You(Cris Hansen): God-Damnit.... Omegle's a fucking Pedo Bearadise...............Good work tho, guise!

Pedo Bearadise by ENDL355MIND January 8, 2010

Bear AIDS 

If you are infected with bear AIDS, from any commonplace bear, you will in fact turn into a Werebear, and your facial hair will grow extremely fast, once a month your will turn into a bear; when there is no moon, and you will have the opportunity to ravage the townsfolk with your furry muzzle.

Tom: "Wow, what did Ross do with that grizzly last night?"
DAVE: "I dunno, but I think he got bear AIDS"
Tom: "That's cool i guess."
DAVE: "No dude once a month he becomes temperamental and goes to town and kills folks."
Tom: "Oh well F*** that Sh!T!!!!

Bear AIDS by r0ss1234 January 30, 2012

Bear Aids 

Similar from Superaids!
Comes from a Grizzley Bear

E.G " Oh! dude, you have bear aids!"

Bear Aids by Bare Boy August 14, 2008