bear stick

an important tool finely crafted from hardwood as a last line of defense againt grizzley bear attacks. to create a bear stick go camping with a bestfriend and talk about bears until both of you are scared shitless for no good reason. then find a stick about the thickness of chuck norris' dick or 4" in diameter. continue to tell scary stories around a fire designed to keep bears and mountain lions away while taking turns to sharpen the end of the skinny side of the stick. a full beard and a lot of vodka is a crucial part of creating the perfect bear stick. if and when the bear stick is complete and you are attacked and have wasted all large knives and rocks by throwing them in a frenzy allow the bear to charge at you and at the last second when it lunges to eat your face securely slam the blunt end of the bear stick into the ground and aim the sharp end at the bears chest. the bear will fall on the stick and die and then the bear stick can then be used to cook the bear rotisserie style over the fire created earlier.

mike: hey man did you hear that noise?
dan: yeah man sharpen the bear stick faster.

bear stick by baerhunter May 6, 2011

Bear Sick 

The word is used when you want to express when something is awesome however when the word awesome is not quite enough.

i just won a million jelly babies

thats bear sick

Bear Sick by Andybeary July 6, 2009

sticky bear 

When a Male sperminates on himself!

Oh my god Philip sticky bear himself!

sticky bear by Chandler and Kristal January 3, 2006

Sticky Polar Bear

When a woman goes down on a man and sticks a Popsicle in his anus.

Andrew and Marge were spending time together the other day and I heard she gave him a Sticky Polar Bear

Sticky Polar Bear by James K. Poke April 15, 2011

bearstacked 

Adj. Hella huge and extraordinarily fit.

Check out that bearstacked killa on the incline press

bearstacked by K. Washington July 26, 2016

beatstick 

1. A stick used for beating
2. A powerful weapon
3. A creature whose strength is dealing damage.
4. A penis
5. A drumstick

beatstick by e-vis October 6, 2003

beatstick 

a telescopic steel wand that law enforcement officials use as a tool when on patrol or on the beat to detain suspects, used commonly due to its compact size instead of the old fashion baton

That cop broke out the beatstick on that fool mouthing off.

The prison guards used the beatsticks instead of the taser to detain and teach the inmate a lesson

The cop used a beatstick to save the trapped victim escape through the car window

beatstick by Jun P. June 1, 2010