Term for when you or someone else feels like a beanbag on water, not sinking but it's not floating either. You're not good but not bad, you're just kinda there.
Person 1: You don't look so good
Person 2: Nah i'm just a beanbag on water rn
first coined by the comedian Lee Evans, the Cauliflower beanbag is the result of a man slipping during the balance beam event and catching the twins on the bar
He's one slip away from catching the twins....*DUMMM* cauliflower beanbag. Now he's only good for the walking race