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Bean on a cracker 

When a black male defecates profusely on a white women then takes a tennis racket and wallops the excrement to make a bean shape.
did you hear what Malakai did to Amy? he gave that bitch a bean on a cracker.
Bean on a cracker by young women January 26, 2021

bean dip on my cracker 

A jokingly self-descriptive term used by half-Mexican, half-white people with a good sense of humor. Makes politically correct asswipes cringe and cry. Also makes my history teacher bust a nut laughing.
1. Me: Well, I got bean dip on my cracker.
PC drone: AUUGH! That is not nice to say!
Me: Did I say it was? No. But it's effing funny!
PC drone: *whimper*
bean dip on my cracker by Kayl April 22, 2008

Cracked a Bean 

If you cracked a bean, you just passed gas.
Ish, do you smell that? I think Sally just cracked a bean.

Beancracker 

Whena spick and a cracker have half & half children. The children are know as Beancrackers.
Stacey is a Beancracker
Beancracker by Stacey September 10, 2003
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020