bean bag

One's testicles and scrotum.

Kiss my hairy bean bag dog.

by Dook M March 14, 2008

bean bag

A very obese mexican.

Damn, Carlos, you are such a fucking bean bag.

by mundermensch December 25, 2004

bean bag

(v) The act of plopping ones exposed breasts on to a head or face.

"Ibuprofen? For a headache!? Honey, I just bean bag my man. It's a whole lot cheaper than all those pills."

by NattyRose May 11, 2009

bean bag

when a girl places her clitoris on an unsuspecting, usually sleeping person.

claire passed out earl at the party so sara bean bagged her then punched her in the box.

by BB GUNNN March 14, 2011

bean bag

noun, a bag of marijuana containing many seeds (also a racist term for a mexican or person of latin descent).

Let your boy know that Im not havin' it. This weed is fulla seeds. This fool can keep this fuckin bean bag Im not buying it.

by Deeh May 16, 2008

Bean-bagging

Using testicles to "plank" any random object. The concept was first introduced by Frank Kramer during the Heidi and Frank Show as a funny reaction to all the dick pics that were being released by public figures like Anthony Weiner and Brett Favre.

Also referred to as "ball planking"

Did you see Jerry bean-bagging the photo of Katie's face? It looked like she was licking his balls.

by dakara930 October 13, 2011

Bean bag

A slang term for testicles and scrotum. More low key than other slang words for said body parts.

Before I sit down on a canoe, I always adjust myself so I don't accidently sit on and crush my bean bag.

by M_Dubz152 June 28, 2023