Beach Monkey
Beach Monkey by graylover333 May 23, 2022
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beach monkey
I was hungover after last night so I had my beach monkey set up my chairs and umbrellas for me today.
beach monkey by babalang October 15, 2018
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Bench Monkey
Someone who has abnormally large pecs, most likely to the Bench Press being their most commonly used piece of equipment at a Gym.
A bench monkey will have The Incredible Hulk's chest and Uma Thurman's body.
Frowned upon at gyms, they are almost laughed at even by Guidos for occasionally taking roids despite the fact they lack all other muscles.
A bench monkey will have The Incredible Hulk's chest and Uma Thurman's body.
Frowned upon at gyms, they are almost laughed at even by Guidos for occasionally taking roids despite the fact they lack all other muscles.
- Man walks into Gym does bench press leaves -
Tony says: Damn, what a Bench Monkey.
- Man overhears this, comes back in, and tries to lift a man's Bicep Curl Bar from the floor and fails before walking out -
Tony says: That's what I thought.
Tony says: Damn, what a Bench Monkey.
- Man overhears this, comes back in, and tries to lift a man's Bicep Curl Bar from the floor and fails before walking out -
Tony says: That's what I thought.
Bench Monkey by R3POWER October 30, 2009
Bleach monkey
A term referring to a white person that is meant to come off as derogatory, but mostly makes people laugh. It is mostly used by internet trolls trying to get attention.
Blogger: Even though I am white, I respect all that Dr Martin Luther King Jr has done for us.
Troll: SHUT THE FUCK UP BLEACH MONKEY!
Blogger: Rofl!
Troll: SHUT THE FUCK UP BLEACH MONKEY!
Blogger: Rofl!
Bleach monkey by Euphemia Li Brittania April 1, 2011
beach money
beach money by Jenny why January 27, 2018
bench monkey
someone who's only pourpose for having a fast computer is to sit around and say "HOLY SHIT I CAN GET 250000 in 3dmark 200x" It makes me sad
bench monkey by Jesus January 13, 2004
Beach Money
Beach Money by Ubitiqous February 12, 2024
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
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