Beach Monkey

When someone is being dumb or annoying.

That beach monkey deleted my post!

It’s okay, just beach monkey antics.

by graylover333 May 23, 2022

beach monkey

an individual who works on the beach as a lifeguard or other public service jobs.

I was hungover after last night so I had my beach monkey set up my chairs and umbrellas for me today.

by babalang October 15, 2018

Bench Monkey

Someone who has abnormally large pecs, most likely to the Bench Press being their most commonly used piece of equipment at a Gym.

A bench monkey will have The Incredible Hulk's chest and Uma Thurman's body.

Frowned upon at gyms, they are almost laughed at even by Guidos for occasionally taking roids despite the fact they lack all other muscles.

- Man walks into Gym does bench press leaves -

Tony says: Damn, what a Bench Monkey.

- Man overhears this, comes back in, and tries to lift a man's Bicep Curl Bar from the floor and fails before walking out -

Tony says: That's what I thought.

by R3POWER October 30, 2009

Bleach monkey

A term referring to a white person that is meant to come off as derogatory, but mostly makes people laugh. It is mostly used by internet trolls trying to get attention.

Blogger: Even though I am white, I respect all that Dr Martin Luther King Jr has done for us.

Troll: SHUT THE FUCK UP BLEACH MONKEY!

Blogger: Rofl!

by Euphemia Li Brittania April 1, 2011

beach money

Money found at the beach

No worries dude, I'll pay for it. I got that beach money

by Jenny why January 27, 2018

bench monkey

someone who's only pourpose for having a fast computer is to sit around and say "HOLY SHIT I CAN GET 250000 in 3dmark 200x" It makes me sad

alex lawson is a bench monkey

by Jesus January 13, 2004

Beach Money

Getting paid a large lump sum, while doing minimal work. May possible die trying to achieve it.

“This Beach Money. We rich.” *gunshot* -Ronnie Mathis

by Ubitiqous February 12, 2024