Acronym for "Biggest Douche in The Universe." Made popular in the South Park episode with John Edwards. Shorting to this acronym allows it to be used in public without the douche in questions knowledge.
Pronounced: Bee dit ew
you: Thank you sir for giving me all this extra work, that I hope to learn from. Your a true BDITU.
bditu: "what's a beeddeoo?"
you: an acent word for great leader (or some bs along those lines).
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'