bcarney

(n.)The APITOMY of a devil's advocate.
AkA Satan/Lucifer
Thinks he IS the shit. Think AGAINNNN ChYeAAA.

LS"Im getting a dove as a tatoo for my 18th bday im soooo psyched"

BCarney "Dove's are disgusting."

by AyOOOO August 1, 2006

Barney Calhoun

The bad-ass security guard in Half Life 1 & 2. Barney Calhoun is the playable character in Half-Life: Blue Shift, and a major character in Half-Life 2 as well as Episode One. Michael Shapiro provided Barney's voice in the games of the Half-Life series. Scott Lynch, Valve Software's Chief Operating Officer, lent his face to the game for use in-game as Barney in Half-Life 2.

In Half-Life: Blue Shift, the playable Barney progresses through Black Mesa to escape the events of the resonance cascade, and is able to do so, in contrast to Gordon Freeman and Adrian Shephard, who are held in stasis. In Half-Life 2, Barney works as a mole for the Lambda Resistance in the Combine Civil Protection Forces. He provides the player information in the first chapter, leading him to Kleiner and Vance, and in the third chapter provides the player with his crowbar. The fact that Barney owes Gordon Freeman a beer is a running gag in the series.

Very stealthy. Name/word often used to describe a way of attacking an antagonist in a cool & stealthy way.

Barney Calhoun owes Gordon Freeman a beer.

Barney Calhoun owes ME a beer.

I Barney Calhouned that guy then I was declared hero in my city.

by I Love Mr PhD July 9, 2010

auto erotic barneyfication

Auto Erotic Barneyfication is a sexual gratification term that arose out of the underground sex party scene in Berlin, Germany in the late 1990s. It involves (generally) men who like to dress up as Barney the purple Dinosaur & engage in sexual intercourse or other related acts with one or more partners while growling like a T-Rex.

I met this guy at the Halloween Party dressed as Barney the Dinosaur & thought it was a cute costume .. until I walked into the unlocked bathroom & he had both my cousins on their knees in front of him performing BJs. It transpires this dude is a practitioner of Auto Erotic Barneyfication

by DinoLarry July 26, 2010

barney the pedophile

Barney the pedophile is a purple Dino that likes long purple kids. He also enjoys singing his theme song.
"I love you you love me after the show touch my pee pee."

1. The purple son of a bitch got the jump on me last night while on his show

2. Man that guy on snapchat is one Barney the pedophile! That's for damn sure!

by Purple sum bitch May 5, 2016

Barney-style

Simplifying something down to a level that is easily understood by pre-schoolers and idiots.

I don't think he understands what you're trying to say. Maybe you should break that down Barney-style.

by pockets1213 June 8, 2016

Break it Down Barney Style

This phrase is used when you are about to explain something to someone in very basic terms because anything too complex will confuse them, or already has confused them. Frequently used in the military. Does not usually have anything to do with sex.

"Alright, since my first explanation didn't seem to sink in for your morons, I'll break it down barney style for you."

by TheLongJ August 28, 2016

barney castle

A coward / liar. Someone who comes up with poor excuses.

Comes from Durham England. Derives from the 1569 Rebellion when Sir George Bowes refused to leave Barnard Castle to engage in battle.

"Kevin reckons he's not allowed to go out on the lash tonight because of his knee. That's a bit barney castle."

by KittenJuggler May 26, 2020