Barportunity

Opportunity to attend the Bar for heinous drinking.

Friend 1: Are we still on to go to the movies

Friend 2: Not anymore, a Barportunity has presented itself.

by Hater of SlackJaws April 1, 2025

Bopportunity

An opportunity to get bopped.

Jerome: Chadsworth, dude, why are you hitting on my sister?

Chadsworth: It's serious Jerome, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have a bopportunity.

by John Peppercock January 7, 2011

Burportunity

The opportunity for a satisfying belch that lies dormant in any given container of bubblicious beverage (e.g., soda, beer, champagne) that makes you want to consume same.

At Oktoberfest, every stein holds a burportunity.

by Tumerica March 12, 2008

bumportunity

The chance to get bumped from an overbooked flight in order to receive a free travel voucher in exchange for agreeing to take a later flight. (bump + opportunity)

I'm going to ask the agent if there might be a bumportunity on this flight.

Don't bother. The flight isn't even close to sold out.

by weenerella August 20, 2007

Bopportunity

Any chance a person gets to smack some booty.

"Dude, I totally had a huge bopportunity with Brittany last night!"

by Dj Pj November 28, 2014

bopportunity

the chance to use bopping to strike an advantage for one's self

ashlynn: "Mark offered to give me a ride, but he'll probably wanna hookup again.."

caitlin: "well if ya gotta, take that bopportunity ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

by DoN'TUsEYoUrREalNaME!! November 8, 2017