baynat 

baynat is the hottest bitch out there, ur too lucky if she gave a single shit about u, out of ur league bro, she is powerful funny and amazing if u disagree ur a fucking cunt, if u ever date her u win in life, if u have her as a bestfriend damn u lucky, she goes to alrawabi school, she is 17 walking the streets so mean, she tastes like candy and smells like vanilla.

baynat is hot

baynat by mohi aldeen October 19, 2020

Mat Baynton 

Daddy

Mat Baynton Is Daddy sorry not sorry please don't kill me family

Mat Baynton by Dom's shiny booty cheeks October 29, 2020

Baynality

1. adj. Used to describe "action" movies that are inexplicably, excruciatingly boring, either because of a lack of real action scenes and a plethora of banal and horribly scripted non-action scenes, or because the action scenes themselves are atrociously directed and/or impossible to follow similar to a Michael Bay film.
2. adj. Used to describe an overproduced movie with a ludicrously high budget that still manages to be the most painfully sophomoric tripe imaginable, similar to what you would expect to get if you gave your 8 year-old nephew a camcorder and a 20 million dollar computer, or what you would expect to see from your typical Michael Bay film.
3. adj. Used to describe any scene or bit of dialogue from a film that is so insanely stupid and non-sensical that it defies belief. Like when a giant robot pees on someone, or like any scene from any Michael Bay film.
4. adj. Used to describe a film that cannot be enjoyed by any intelligent, thinking, discerning person of any taste whatsoever, much like any Michael Bay film.

Jesus Christ. Did you see the latest Bayformers movie? I wanted to like it but its obscene and unrelenting Baynality made it impossible.

Baynality by Ed Woody April 25, 2012

Mathew Baynton 

That dilf from horrible histories

Person #1: “Who is Mathew Baynton?”
Person #2: “That dilf from Horrible Histories!”

Mathew Baynton by helena.francisss July 1, 2021

Mormon Baywatch 

When a woman has to run, and covers her cleavage with her hand, giving a very "G" rated version of a Baywatch intro.

She was in very tall heels, and doing the Mormon Baywatch, but I could still see some bounce...

Mormon Baywatch by chrisfromlawschool2 January 26, 2011

baywatched 

Adj. The act of purposely ruining someone's chance at scoring with someone of the opposite sex.

I was doing good with Sara then Todd came over and totally creeped her out. She thinks I'm a total creeper now. He baywatched me!

baywatched by ryder9graf July 15, 2014

Banattlements 

Made famous by Noel Fielding and Russell Brand on "The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2007"; a term used to describe pieces of banana set up like toy soldiers in front of a podium or person for protection, possibly with pens or pencils sticking out of them. It is a cross between the words "banana" and "battlements".

"Jimmy, we've been here so long our banana battlements have gone brown." _Noel Fielding

"We can't write with a curly-whirly! The pen's all in the banattlements- all lost in the banattlements!" _Russell Brand

Banattlements by Jess Paul December 21, 2008