bawlzey 

Adj. to describe a confident male, possibly ultra confident male who's nuts hang a little bit lower than the normal set of nuts. (Think truck nuts)

Dang, we all thought Jeff was bawlzey for fucking his best friends wife; it turns out that his best friend was the bawlzey one though... "Why is that?" Oh, you haven't seen Jeff lately? After James delt out a can of whoop ass Jeff now eats liquid breakfast, lunch and dinner through a tube... And will be confined to a wheelchair for life... "Well, serves motherfucker right, what comes around goes around."

bawlzey by SaggyMcSackerson November 20, 2015

Bawley's Law 

When you're in a relationship, everyone likes you, but when you're single, no one likes you.

Conceived on Bawley's Beach, Australia, when a group of promiscuous girls presented themselves to two boys with committed relationships, who, when single, had slim-to-none chance of scoring.

"So I went to this party with my girlfriend and all these girls start hitting on me, but when i'm single, no one flirts with me!"

"Dude, that's Bawley's Law.."

Bawley's Law by partyingnaked July 17, 2012

Bawlzy 

Anything that sucks, stinks, gay, stupid, pure suck, garbage, lame, horrible, nasty.

Dude that's Bawlzy.

That sucks bro why is she so freakin' bawlzy?

It's bawlzy hot in here.

Bawlzy by J Man V June 28, 2008

ballzey 

fucking ballz.
an adjective used to describe chili on iron chef america.
this common nova sotian term is usually followed by the phrase
"atomic ass!"
and !
to go further for all you ib-ed minds out there
mme hughes would be delighted to hear you follow up with a slight ting of the tounge and "bomb"

one- "dayum that shit was ballzey"
everyone- "AOMIC ASS"
(one- "bomb")

ballzey by kelly murder May 14, 2008

Bawleya

The most coolest guy on earth. Known for playing runescape and currently bought 20mill. His massive penis is so big that it tears up girls pussy's. Guys want to be him, girls want to be with him. He is not the life of the party though but he keeps the party rocking. If you see him give him the most coolest and sickest high-5 and call him a GOON.

YO MAN I WAS AT A CLUB LAST NIGHT AND THERE WAS NO GIRLS UNTIL BAWLEYA CAME AND THEN ALL THE GIRLS STATRED ROLLING IN.

Bawleya by danielwarda November 22, 2011

Bawlzez 

BAWLZEZ DEF. - Noun 1 - the plural form of balls, balls, balls, balls on top of balls, balls inside of balls, balls overlapping balls, balls, balls, and more balls.

Ex. - "What the actual bawlzez?!"

Bawlzez by Nick da lick March 28, 2017