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When a man wraps his partner's hair around his penis and matsturbates; usually resulting in orgasm and messy hair.

Derives from Charles Baudelaire (1821-1867) who obtained sexual gratification from the smelly and sticky hair of his lover Jeanne Duval.

"Oh my God! I can't believe you just Baudelaired me!"

"I am so going to Baudelaire you, you naughty little minx."

Baudelaire by poshwanker September 9, 2011

Baudelaire

A hot chick who wears pretty mascara

“Wow would you look at Baudelaire”

“She’s so gorgeous I love her mascara”

Baudelaire by Baudelaire July 21, 2021

violet baudelaire

1. A shrewd fourteen year-old inventor in the Series of Unfortunate Events saga.

2. Anyone having mad skills at making and/or fixing contraptions.

1. I've read all about Violet Baudelaire yesterday; she was quite clever at out-witting that Olaf dude.

2. Your friend Bryan sure is a Violet Baudelaire when it comes to fixing cellphones.

violet baudelaire by Klaus Fisher January 29, 2010

Klaus Baudelaire

A recently thirteen year old that loves to read and is a very intelligent person. His two sisters are Violet Baudelaire and Sunny Baudelaire. Hes reading skills have saved the three siblings from Count Olaf's clutches.

Klaus Baudelaire is reading.

Klaus Baudelaire by camcam.105 January 12, 2017

sunny baudelaire

Sunny Bauldelaire is a three year old girl which appears in books named Series Of Unfortunate Events. She loves biting hard things and hates things that made loud noises. She only bites a person if she doesn't like that person.(Like Count Olaf) She has the sharpest teeth in the world. Sunny has good skills for cooking.

Sunny Baudelaire can use her teeth.

sunny baudelaire by camcam.105 January 12, 2017

Tyler Baudelaire

An alter-ego of Tyler, The Creator. He likes to travel and is typically seen in Switzerland. He likes to drive Italian Rally Cars from the 1980's. Also, seen in a train fighting with Trina Sir.

"I'm D.J. Drama, and on my side, that's Tyler Baudelaire, AKA Bunnyhop."
- D.J. Drama

Tyler Baudelaire by The Cardinal Sin Of EDM July 17, 2021

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026