battle axe

A fierce, unpleasant older woman with strong opinions.

Ms. Henry is a real battle axe!
Just ignore that old bird, she's a battle axe.

by MustangGT September 25, 2005

battle axe

woman of hideous proportians, usually bottle blond with the RIGHT opinion on every thing, so help you God!!

Margaret Thatcher, the battle axe of the Falklands

by goosenard June 30, 2006

battle axe

Across the lands known to be a brutal legend is a musician who rocks so hard the music from his guitar transforms that very instrument to a weapon of mentality used to convey his band's metal fury lyrics.

Jack Black whips shitties all over his battle axe in the band Tenacious D.

by djsee4 February 20, 2010

battle axe

An electric guitar that is to crappy to shred on and in thus used as a weapon.

I can't carry a gun so I decided to just carry around my battle axe!

by B1GR3D1 May 15, 2008

battle axe

if ur playing a magical ps2 xbox or pc game that is a rpg... IT WILL HAVE A BATTLE AXE if it doesnt... well it aint a magical rpg

once i get to level 123066 i will beable to get onferiondex with my battle axe wich enables me 2 shoot fire out of my battle axe!

by Andrew Pugliese January 02, 2005

battle ax

(also battle axe)
A very Agressive and bad tempered (old) woman

Shut up you old battle ax

by Light Joker April 03, 2004

Battle Axe

An older female receptionist, secretary or office manager who is very surly, strict, and unpleasant to interact with.

Don't even try to enter building B without a visitor pass, the Battle Axe at the front desk won't let you in and will call security.

by H23 October 22, 2008