by djsee4 December 14, 2013
In reply to the most overused definition how you are expected to believe life itself is a bigger virus than hiv that they insist means aids.... so here i go: when the aliens discovered an empty planet name (read following) home they decided the only logical thing to do was take a big brown chunk and stick a nut of neptunium in it and say by the time I get away I already created a single cell that replicates into a retard known as two opposite sexes that never stop fucking like rabbits the Aliens knew would exist several eons later.
1.) If they created LIFE what the hell is neptunium?
by djsee4 September 26, 2011
1.) A philosophical stance within this type of mindset that display a right to grant either party proper respect when it comes time to get shit done. Also, they surrender positive attributes to both sides of the fence.
2.) Simply open-mindedness with a strong loyalty to their country in her purist form.
2.) Simply open-mindedness with a strong loyalty to their country in her purist form.
1.) When a Republicrat finds out the crowded building is burning down they don't keep it secret and quietly find the door in order to risk those near the door block the exit for them to perish inside.
2.) Every Republicrat that I know believes in unity and faith to the homeland first.
2.) Every Republicrat that I know believes in unity and faith to the homeland first.
by djsee4 March 06, 2009
1.) Act of cunnilingus.
2.) Kissing cousins.
3.) Pussy whipped.
4.) Boil it down.
5.) Scissor incision.
2.) Kissing cousins.
3.) Pussy whipped.
4.) Boil it down.
5.) Scissor incision.
1.) He was munching the beaver slapping his tongue around.
2.) I open toilet stall door and catch Johnny teaching Sady how to wipe her bottom.
3.) That boy only gets kisses he is so pussy whipped.
4.) When I boil it down I teach you a lesson.
5.) I'd like to tongue lash you with my wet pink tongue lash and I smell like a lizard.
2.) I open toilet stall door and catch Johnny teaching Sady how to wipe her bottom.
3.) That boy only gets kisses he is so pussy whipped.
4.) When I boil it down I teach you a lesson.
5.) I'd like to tongue lash you with my wet pink tongue lash and I smell like a lizard.
by djsee4 December 17, 2009
When finances allow for one of two options for beverage drinking lifestyle choices. Usually determined by the college student to remind time of day. Qualities include knowing the difference between costly true refreshment and discount vacation in a quality glass bottle. Other factors include location such as quickie mart versus classy grocery store with thirst quenching desire being the driving force. Types of people forced to confront this often don't really have the right to choose.
1.) The salty dog bum begging for change outside the quickie mart knows ciderhouse rules make a 64 oz Mickey's Malt Liquor is his best choice.
2.) The yes man father lost in the grocery store hopes the similac is in the isle next to where the Woodchuck six packs are and believe the store manager should make sure of it.
2.) The yes man father lost in the grocery store hopes the similac is in the isle next to where the Woodchuck six packs are and believe the store manager should make sure of it.
by djsee4 September 29, 2010
When a full bodied gal gives me a BJ and kisses me my load where I proceed to give her an oral vaginal injection with my straw curled tongue shooter.
by djsee4 July 26, 2011
1.) Is a (personal) water craft that can endure waves handedly so.
2.) Those arteries mapped throughout your body being internally caked with gunk from the chemistry experiments you intake and regard as food; or possibly by aid of exercise are building and networking around defects thereby increasing circulation to that shell encased 'nut' of yours used for thinking.
2.) Those arteries mapped throughout your body being internally caked with gunk from the chemistry experiments you intake and regard as food; or possibly by aid of exercise are building and networking around defects thereby increasing circulation to that shell encased 'nut' of yours used for thinking.
1.) The captain of that vessel must be deaf in one ear because he can't navigate into the harbor in this pea soup fog.
2.) I bet his forearm has more vessel exposed than your fat ass.
2.) I bet his forearm has more vessel exposed than your fat ass.
by djsee4 February 20, 2009