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bathroom drinks 

When you go to the bathroom at a bar and drink all of the half drank drinks that were left from random people that you find in the bathroom. You do this because they are free and mysterious, and it is guaranteed to get you more drunk.
I'm so drunk, I just had some bathroom drinks. I think one was a vodka tonic and the other might have been a long island ice tea, but who really knows.
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drink from the bathroom tap

Being a lesbian.

You're not supposed to drink from your bathroom tap. The water is stagnant or full of dead birds or some shit. The water tastes weird, anyway.

It's not the right tap for drinking out of.
Ergh, no thanks love, I don't drink from the bathroom tap.