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Bat Wank 

Spanking one out, while hanging your feet over the door ie upside down. take and orange or in extreme bat wank situations a lemon and bite down,

The key is to shoot your beans before you pass out, warning a crashmat or mattressmight be advisable in extreme bat wank situations
I shot my beans against the HD plasma as i was bat wanking to trisha because she looked so real.

I hurt my head after passing out in an extreme "Bat Wank"
Bat Wank by Furness Killer January 23, 2009
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bat wank 

position in which the female hangs from the posts of a four-poster bed, reconstructing the mating rituals of the bat. males then form an orderly que under her, and she proceeds to blow and wank off each male in turn, moving along the line as she goes. this is representative of the motion in a commercial warehouse. a quick way to please a large number of men.
girl: ''i bat wanked 23 guys in 45 minutes last night, that must be a world record. on the downside, my hands are raw, my mouth is dry and my legs have seized up in the hanging position''
bat wank by LOLA&SAMMIE July 7, 2009
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Batwank. 

The art of hanging upside-down whilst masterbating. Combined with wearing a frock that falls over your head adding to the experience of being "blind as a bat".
You ever had a batwank mate....

Batwank....seriously what the f is that...

Well it's......
Batwank. by AKingscott1980 June 28, 2024
Masturbation to Batman

Or getting Alfred to do it for you (only for posh twats)
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"Batwank: A word I made up for no reason to describe a certain way of masturbating for example. 'I batwanked mum I didn't cum all over!'
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