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basketball shorts 

shorts that are worn under your jeans or pants, sometimes with a pair of underwear to make you look hot.
Yo, when i take my wife beata off, you can see my tighty whitys and my basketball shorts coming outta the top of my saggin' jeans.
basketball shorts by fly-dawg September 21, 2005
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basketball shorts 

Also known as athletic shorts, shorts worn primarily by teenage boys and basic straight men who have no wardrobe. Likely paired with a tee shirt and name brand athletic shoes that are incredibly overpriced.
1) "Do you own anything other than basketball shorts?!"

"Yeah, I have sweatpants too!"

basketball shorts 

Worn by basic white boys and black thug boys. They usually wear it with white or black tube socks. With white Air Forces or Crocs. Mostly just straight men wear this item clothing. It's very weird and embarrassing to say the least.
Basketball shorts are weird and need to be cancelled.
basketball shorts by Nono 23 July 6, 2020

basketball shorts boner 

Whenever you are wearing basketball shorts with no underwear and people notice you pitching a tent.
Bryton: “Dude, do you have a boner?”
Caden: “I have a basketball shorts boner!”
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