TugBoat

The one friend that every one has. That acts like he is slow but he really isn't and laughs at every thing that makes no sense.

Stanly "Last night was fucking nuts"

Ryan " hahahaha yo, that was SO SICK!"

Stanly "fucking tugboat"

by Flat Stanly November 30, 2011

Tugboating

The art of masturbating by looping a rope overhead, attaching one end to your junk and then pulling on the other. Mimicking the sound of a tugboat's airhorn throughout is recommended for maximum enjoyment.

I heard accountants jerk off so often that they have to go tugboating just to keep it interesting.

by Captain_Solo98 October 22, 2018

tugboat

An un-attractive girl that attractive girls often surround themselves with.

The mutually beneficial arrangement allows the attractive girl to have menial tasks performed for her, and make herself look more beautiful by comparison. The unattractive companion(s) get to pick up the higher quality male scraps the attractive girl draws in.

Named after a long, graceful ocean liner surrounded by several ugly, short, tugboats as she enters harbor.

"You see that corker over there? I don't stand a chance with her, but I could probably nail one of her tugboats without too much effort"

by GP the Guineapig September 18, 2006

Tugboat

The act of getting a handjob while floating in any body of water, while the penis is sticking up out of the water. Upon ejaculation the recipient makes a tooting sound like a tugboat.

I got a tugboat in the pool yesterday. Toot toot

by Fish Jibber October 20, 2013

Tugboating

Like the motorboat, the tugboat is the act of sticking ones face into the crevice of someone else and shaking your face back and forth. Only instead of the breasts it is in the buttocks.

Guy 1: You know Maria?
Guy 2: Big Booty Maria?
Guy 1: YEAH!
Guy 2: YEAH!
Guy 1: I was Tugboating dat' ass laaast NIGHT!
Guy 2: Respect.

by Mr. The Saint March 01, 2012

tugboat

While 2 guys are docking, a 3rd male or female uses one hand to jerk both off at the same time.

Bob: "Oh man I caught Donny and Chris docking last night. Instead of making it awkward, I just joined in and gave 'em the ol' tugboat."
(awkward silence)
Bill: "Thats weird, dude. I'm out."

by Mountain Ted July 08, 2011

tugboat

The act of passing gas in one area and unknowingly pulling the odor into another area via ones pants / skirt / under garments.

KT: "Jeesh Robbie, did you just fart in my office?"
RW: "No man, I farted outside and Tugboated into your office."
KT: "I commend you on your respect for my office."

by Karl Trollinger May 26, 2005