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basebook 

A group of random knucklehead friends that debate through a text group bizarre changes in base ball rules to no conclusion. Occasionally other subjects are discussed to know end with ample childhood insults thrown around.
According to BaseBook Rawlings may or met not have bought Rawlings.
basebook by Round man January 16, 2021

Third Basebook

When you masturbate to pictures of facebook friends in bikinis.
Dude, I just got to third basebook, to your sister!

BaseFooked 

Verb. pronunciation {beys fuhkt}

1. The moment when you attempt to post a comment on Face Book and realize that person has "unfriended" you and you are actually only seeing their post through a mutual friend.

2. When you type a friend's name in the Search box on Face Book and you can't find them. Then you think they must have deleted their account but you check a mutual friends friend list...and low and behold...they did not delete their Face Book account, they've only deleted you.

3. When Face Book suggests friends for you of people you were friends with already.
1. "I saw they got engaged and was going to congratulate them...when I realized I got BaseFooked!"

"I tried to vote for their baby in the 'cutest baby ever' contest but I couldn't...then I realized I got BaseFooked!"

"Sure I'll like your 'It's OK to Love Your Cat like a Real Man' page...no wait I can't... because you BaseFooked me!"

2. "I can't find her. Maybe she deleted her account? No....damn, I think I just got BaseFooked by that b****."

3. "Why is Face Book suggesting I be friends with him when I already am friends with him? Hey...wait a minute....he just BaseFooked me."
BaseFooked by awesomealliteratoramy December 3, 2013

basefooking 

The act of face booking someone while totally fucked up and not realizing you are typing nonsense.
I was basefooking you and you didn't respond. WFT is pu wit thaat?
basefooking by tdrums November 26, 2009

batebooking 

The act of masturbating and/or watching porn while on facebook doing other facebook activities.
Efficient batebooking is maximized by the use of two screens.
batebooking by the interwet April 23, 2010
A gutter trollop that thinks they are good at SMITE, but in reality they are just a mealey-mouthed crotch pheasant.
Look at that basebooch, running his mouth like he's good at the game.
basebooch by Sapperguy December 16, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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