basebook

the Bible

the Basebook can help us avoid violence...

by CPTLVC August 11, 2018

basebook

A group of random knucklehead friends that debate through a text group bizarre changes in base ball rules to no conclusion. Occasionally other subjects are discussed to know end with ample childhood insults thrown around.

According to BaseBook Rawlings may or met not have bought Rawlings.

by Round man January 16, 2021

Third Basebook

When you masturbate to pictures of facebook friends in bikinis.

Dude, I just got to third basebook, to your sister!

by Doctor Tentacles Fritzl III September 4, 2010

BaseFooked

Verb. pronunciation {beys fuhkt}

1. The moment when you attempt to post a comment on Face Book and realize that person has "unfriended" you and you are actually only seeing their post through a mutual friend.

2. When you type a friend's name in the Search box on Face Book and you can't find them. Then you think they must have deleted their account but you check a mutual friends friend list...and low and behold...they did not delete their Face Book account, they've only deleted you.

3. When Face Book suggests friends for you of people you were friends with already.

1. "I saw they got engaged and was going to congratulate them...when I realized I got BaseFooked!"

"I tried to vote for their baby in the 'cutest baby ever' contest but I couldn't...then I realized I got BaseFooked!"

"Sure I'll like your 'It's OK to Love Your Cat like a Real Man' page...no wait I can't... because you BaseFooked me!"

2. "I can't find her. Maybe she deleted her account? No....damn, I think I just got BaseFooked by that b****."

3. "Why is Face Book suggesting I be friends with him when I already am friends with him? Hey...wait a minute....he just BaseFooked me."

by awesomealliteratoramy December 3, 2013

basefooking

The act of face booking someone while totally fucked up and not realizing you are typing nonsense.

I was basefooking you and you didn't respond. WFT is pu wit thaat?

by tdrums November 26, 2009

batebooking

The act of masturbating and/or watching porn while on facebook doing other facebook activities.

Efficient batebooking is maximized by the use of two screens.

by the interwet April 23, 2010

basebooch

A gutter trollop that thinks they are good at SMITE, but in reality they are just a mealey-mouthed crotch pheasant.

Look at that basebooch, running his mouth like he's good at the game.

by Sapperguy December 16, 2021