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The kindest human being that has lived on this planet and loved everybody to the last second most heartfull person on earth with the best hugs!💔
Do you remember when Bartal was drunk and took a shit on the sidewalk?
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The hottest strongest guy you will ever meet. He is a very handsome guy and has a lot of bitches. And he is like a pro at everything and will make you happy forever.
if you meet him in fortnite you will fucking die.
Person: You are so bartal
Bartal by FaXell ya boi March 13, 2018

bartle skeet 

You can't have a day at the track with out a ice cold can of bartle skeet.
bartle skeet by Bartle Skeet November 13, 2017

Bartle Skeet 

Another Word for Mountain Dew, drink of the gods. The origin of this word is unknown but it sure is fun to say. Also sometimes called Mountain Bartle Skeet. Most often used by hicks or rednecks.
Person 1: Pass me an Ice cold can of Bartle skeet.
Person 2: But Mountain Dew gives you kidney stones.
Person 1: I want my BARTLE SKEET!
Bartle Skeet by Mikey Jeff November 16, 2017

bartleskeet

only the best brew of all time, the mountain dew bartleskeet
hey cleetus, toss me another bartleskeet
bartleskeet by M1ke Honcho December 21, 2018

Bartolo Colon

The living reincarnation of Harambe. Also known as Big Sexy, this majestic beast pitches for the Mets. He has gained a considerable amount of weight because nothing on Earth can challenge his superhuman strength.
Me: Man, I wish I was Bartolo Colon.
Friend: Who doesn't?
Bartolo Colon by Frisk This October 3, 2016
A sarcastic asshole with shit hair. He is secretly rich and gloats about how smart he is. He has very weak thighs but is fast as fuck boi! But it's cool mannn. (May be gay)
Bartaj is daddy
Bartaj by mrey97 November 29, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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