bartagepoopling 

A bartagepoopling is typically a noun. It refers to one specific chicken's child. But preferably a human child. In other
words, a human child that was raised by one specific chicken is called a “bartagepoopling” Bartagepoolings are very sophisticated and love to sip on fine wine and enjoy expensive cigars when they possess the time to do so.
Bartagepoolings are also equipped with the special ability to profusely communicate with chickens.

Look over there, that bartagepoopling is sitting on that wooden chair.

I’m glad I didn’t have to raise a bartagepoopling.

bartagepoopling by goofenstanky December 29, 2021