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Bar Steward 

A way of gettin away with calling someone a bastard in polite company, like in front of your Mum.
He's a complete Bar Steward!
Bar Steward by ..WiL May 25, 2005

Bar-steward 

1. Someone who works in a bar.
2. A polite way of saying bastard.
1. Go and ask the bar-steward for another drink, will you?

2. Duck off you bar-steward.
Bar-steward by Pennycook November 21, 2004

Barstard 

Same meanings as the word 'barstard', but used with the accent that most people outside of America pronounce it with.
"John Howard is such a barstard! I just hate him!"
Barstard by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

barfsteward 

A person that is so disgusting that they make you physically ill.
John:

"I found a squidgy lump on one of my testicles this morning."

Sarah:

"Leave me alone and talk to a doctor you dirty barfsteward!"
barfsteward by Memebrain December 26, 2011

barstewerd

A polite variant to the slang meaning of the word bastard.
your a bloody barstewerd
barstewerd by Thomas Parsons January 29, 2004

Basteards 

hooligans, punks, troublesome teenagers (young kids with beards that frequently get into trouble)
Those basteards stole my phone. The basteards have done it again.
Basteards by INDICA666 August 5, 2009
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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