Barrowed

Getting excessively drunk, so much so that you must be carried home in a wheel-barrow.

How's your hangover? You were barrowed last night!

Barrowed by Matcamcol January 9, 2011

Barrowed

Past tense of barrow.

Hey are you done with that book you barrowed?

Barrowed by Nerdicus May 7, 2010

I borrowed your back brush 

A joke. When overnighting at a friend/girlfriend's place and you bathe or shower the next morning,you inform your host that you took the liberty of using their back brush.In most cases,the host will advise you that they don't own a back brush. You then ask,"Well,what is that loop-shaped brush in the container on the bathroom floor?" After they quit laughing,they'll say,"That's the fuckin' toilet brush,dumbass!" Guaranteed giggles every time.

Hey darlin',I hope you don't mind,but,I borrowed your back brush. It was a slice of heaven.

I borrowed your back brush by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011

Bacon Borrowed 

When you "borrow" something edible/consumable without someone's permission, that probably, won't be missed, with no intention of ever, ever, giving it back.

Where did you guys get all these jello shots?

We bacon borrowed them from Hogtown last weekend when we visited them.

Bacon Borrowed by AssTek November 27, 2012

borrowed time

If you survive some situation where you would have otherwise did were it not for some miracle of God then your entire life after that point is said to be borrowed time.

A man walks across a street without looking both ways when he accidently steps on a bottle, that happened to be rolling by, and falls straight down. Exactly half a speeding truck passes in front of him, only missing by inches. This man is living on borrowed time because if it hadn't been for the bottle rolling by at that exact moment he would have been smashed like a caterpillar eating your grandmas favorite rose bush.

borrowed time by a dude who has hair September 27, 2004

Borrowed Ladder

Taken from the movie "Gattaca". The term is associated with a detested segment of society; one of those who refuses to play the hand that he was dealt. Most commonly known as a borrowed ladder, or a de-gene-erate.

We have a borrowed ladder who has infiltrated Gattaca and has been mascarading as one of it employees.

Borrowed Ladder by T-DawG November 23, 2004

Burrowed Pelican 

Having sex with a girl on a beach. Sticking your wang into the sand than into her vag. aka screaming seagull

"man i gave that bitch a burrowed pelican last night"

Burrowed Pelican by JMLAD May 6, 2009