barn bitch

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A barn bitch is a bitch who goes to the same horse back riding barn as you.

Barn bitches will want to take and ride whatever horse is your favorite and make them theirs, will bash your riding, and make up lies and rumors. Barn bitches should be approached with caution.

That barn bitch just talked crap about my jumping to my trainer! I can't believe her!

barn bitch by equestrihonest October 3, 2014

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bitch barn

Also known as a she shed, opposite of a man cave. A hiding place for the female of the family and goes by several different names that change with the current attitude of it's owner.

Sheryl loves her she shed bud when she's on the rag we call it her bitch barn.

bitch barn by MoFoBJ October 19, 2019

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barbitchuate

Pharmaceuticals that cause people to be bitchy, arrogant, snobbish, stuck-up and just plain rude. This may be either an intended effect of a medication or a side effect.

What the hell is the problem with that blonde? Is this how she usually behaves or is she on some kind of barbitchuate? Her doctor needs to stop prescribing those to her. She's intolerable to be around.

barbitchuate by BHart July 11, 2011

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Barbitchsta

A barista that has had enough of your shit.

"Man, she was such a barbitchsta, I'm sure she spat in my drink."

Barbitchsta by Golden0 September 11, 2016

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barbitchyouwit

the pill head bitch at the bar you got suckered by

I cant believe that barbitchyouwit

barbitchyouwit by cherokeewinterhawk February 1, 2021

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Barebitchesbareguapman

One who has obtained Bare Bitches and Bare Guap

Omg!!! Barebitchesbareguapman gets so many bitches and has so much guap OMGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

Barebitchesbareguapman by OfficialGuapman November 22, 2021

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barbitchurate

A sedative-type drug dat makes you really grumpy prior to falling asleep.

I already have a tendency to be ill-tempered whenever I'm not at my best, so I don't wanna make things even worse by going on barbitchurates to help me get some shut-eye --- I'll just tell Alexa to play soft music for an hour so dat I can doze off naturally!

barbitchurate by QuacksO January 11, 2025

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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