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When a car is parked in a haphazard fashion (out of the lines, up on the curb etc). Looks like the driver has left their car like that because they've had to exit the vehicle in a hurry to rush off and quickly get on with something that isn't parking.
Did you see the way Sean parked his Jeep? What a bloody bank job that was!
bank job by kid chameleon October 15, 2003

bank job 

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Using any paper currency in the palm of a hand while sexually massaging the male genitalia.

ie. handjob with money
"Bro, I just found a hundred dollar bill, and i'm out of lotion. I'm bout to give myself the illest bank job ever."

"Yo, my girl got paid yesterday and gave me the best bank job. She used a brand new Hamilton."
bank job by dubducket$ February 26, 2008

bank job 

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When food passes through you very quickly; in and out.
1) Dude, lets get this taco bell to go...
2) Why? lets just eat it here...
1) No way man, taco bell is a total bank job.
bank job by GavinT March 21, 2008

bank job 

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in the process of giving or gettin a blowjob in a bank
kevin: hey janet, can u give me a bank job

janet: ewww no, i'm too busy with brad tonight

kevin: ok,fine i understand
bank job by b-rad-g March 9, 2008

Full bank job 

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In gambling terms 'Full bank job' means to put a large amount of money on one selection to win such as Red/Black, a particular sports team, or player. The term 'Full bank job' originates from gambling a much larger wager than you usually would. In alot of cases, 'Full bank job' also means to put 90% or more of your betting bank on one single bet.
I've got a good feel about this bet tonight, Full bank job for me.
Full bank job by Drazzie Kim August 26, 2012

Job Bank 

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The sight of futile and broken dreams. A place that shows you you are not as smart as you think you are! A world of impossible qualifications for jobs that have already been taken.
Youve been job banked, heres your welfare cheque!
Job Bank by deaniss March 18, 2012
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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