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Bananak is a God. He is a flashing star noticed by people in a Discord server. That was when the religion started. We are on Twitter (@PraiseBananak) Instagram (@bananakcult) subreddit (r/Cultofbananak) and even Tik Tok (@praise_bananak). To find out more go to our subreddit.
Bananakian: Hi, how was your day?
Person: Bad, I lost my keys.
Bananakian: Oh, I hope your day gets better, praise Bananak, He will help.
Bananak by Bananak follower December 23, 2019
When you unpeel a banana, and it's the spitting image of Anakin Skywalker.
"Woah dude, check it out!"
*bro shows his friend his banana*
"Oh dude! Bananakin Skywalker!"

bananamanager 

One of the bundled software programs for the Banana Junior 6000 Self-portable Personal Computer as featured in the comic strip Bloom County.

Also known for being the most fun to spell word in the english language. Try it. Just start writing it out with a pen or pencil. Seriously.
Gene Simmons never had a computer as a kid. (insert tongue photo here) The Banana Jr 6000, buy one before it's too late. Comes bundled with Bananawrite, Bananafile, Bananadraw, and Bananamanager!

Gene's mother wishes she had.
bananamanager by Thumbcat September 6, 2008

bananasmanana 

You say this word when you think something is incorrect, a bit like bullshit.
George Bush a good President? Bananasmanana!!
bananasmanana by HexFighter July 10, 2006

Bananaman and Blueberry Girl 

A synonym for the most perfect pairing ever. Usually used to indicate that the said couple in question are having a lot of wild and kinky sex. Often associated with growls and giggles aplenty.
Those two rabbits over there are at it like Bananaman and Blueberry Girl

Bananaman 

Nickname of Ray Comfort, creator of the movie "Evolution Vs. God".

Bananaman became Ray Comfort's nickname after posting a film suggesting that the shape of a banana is proof of god.
Bananaman is a moron.
Bananaman by Makesmelaugh August 21, 2013