"I'm not getting anywhere with this chick, boy could I use a wingman."
"Did somebody say wingman?"
*Steve is already at his side*
"Woah dude–that was so fast."
"You must be bromesticated!"
"Did somebody say wingman?"
*Steve is already at his side*
"Woah dude–that was so fast."
"You must be bromesticated!"
by ThisiswhoIReallyAm July 22, 2015
Get the bromesticated mug.Just the simple act of opening something, but with more force; as a bro would do it. If you can't open it, bropen it
"Dude could you help me open this box of wheat thins?"
"Sure, but did you try bropening it?"
"What?!"
"If you can't open something, bropen it. Here, give it to me."
"Sure, but did you try bropening it?"
"What?!"
"If you can't open something, bropen it. Here, give it to me."
by ThisiswhoIReallyAm June 14, 2015
Get the bropen mug.A bro who uses a Macbook Pro.
There were three bros in the living room, all on their laptops. I'm pretty sure one of them was a Macbook Bro
by ThisiswhoIReallyAm June 12, 2015
Get the Macbook bro mug.A condition whereby a person sees or hears too many bros at once, and gets sent into a bropileptic fit
"Oh my god, Frank are you all right!?"
*bro convulses on the ground at a crowded party*
"No, Sheila, it's alright. He has bropilepsy. This will be over in a few minutes."
*bro convulses on the ground at a crowded party*
"No, Sheila, it's alright. He has bropilepsy. This will be over in a few minutes."
by ThisiswhoIReallyAm June 12, 2015
Get the bropilepsy mug.by ThisiswhoIReallyAm June 12, 2015
Get the Bromancipation broclamation mug."Jesus Christ this place is packed, how're we going to get to the kitchen?"
Jack raises his arms.
"Bropen sesami!"
The crowd parts like the Red sea.
Jack raises his arms.
"Bropen sesami!"
The crowd parts like the Red sea.
by ThisiswhoIReallyAm June 14, 2015
Get the bropen sesami mug.A strange, gnarly man who haunts the edge of campus. Beware the bro catcher.
Uses netting, and Natty to lure unsuspecting bro into a trap. Subsists on a steady diet of Lemonade, and biscoff cookies. Beware the bro catcher.
Uses netting, and Natty to lure unsuspecting bro into a trap. Subsists on a steady diet of Lemonade, and biscoff cookies. Beware the bro catcher.
"Steves been gone for days dude."
"Yeah, I know–last I heard–"
*There is a rustling sound in the bushes*
"What the fuck?"
*The bro catcher pounces*
"Run! It's the bro catcher!"
"Yeah, I know–last I heard–"
*There is a rustling sound in the bushes*
"What the fuck?"
*The bro catcher pounces*
"Run! It's the bro catcher!"
by ThisiswhoIReallyAm July 28, 2015
Get the The bro catcher mug.