Definitions by ThisiswhoIReallyAm

Vincent van Bro 

Your bro when he is trying to be all artsy

*Bro stacks empty Natty Ice cans in interesting shapes*

"It needs a Coors can for a little variation in composition."

"Easy there, Vincent van Bro."

Vincent van Bro by ThisiswhoIReallyAm August 13, 2015

The bro catcher 

A strange, gnarly man who haunts the edge of campus. Beware the bro catcher.

Uses netting, and Natty to lure unsuspecting bro into a trap. Subsists on a steady diet of Lemonade, and biscoff cookies. Beware the bro catcher.

"Steves been gone for days dude."

"Yeah, I know–last I heard–"

*There is a rustling sound in the bushes*

"What the fuck?"

*The bro catcher pounces*

"Run! It's the bro catcher!"

The bro catcher by ThisiswhoIReallyAm July 28, 2015

bromesticated 

Trained, docile, and brobediant bro. Will wingman at the drop of a hat.

"I'm not getting anywhere with this chick, boy could I use a wingman."

"Did somebody say wingman?"

*Steve is already at his side*

"Woah dude–that was so fast."

"You must be bromesticated!"

bromesticated by ThisiswhoIReallyAm July 22, 2015

bropen sesami 

Something you say when you're trying to bro your way through a door that's crowded by bros

"Jesus Christ this place is packed, how're we going to get to the kitchen?"

Jack raises his arms.
"Bropen sesami!"

The crowd parts like the Red sea.

bropen sesami by ThisiswhoIReallyAm June 14, 2015

bropen 

Just the simple act of opening something, but with more force; as a bro would do it. If you can't open it, bropen it

"Dude could you help me open this box of wheat thins?"

"Sure, but did you try bropening it?"
"What?!"

"If you can't open something, bropen it. Here, give it to me."

bropen by ThisiswhoIReallyAm June 14, 2015

Macbook bro 

A bro who uses a Macbook Pro.

There were three bros in the living room, all on their laptops. I'm pretty sure one of them was a Macbook Bro

Macbook bro by ThisiswhoIReallyAm June 12, 2015

Bromancipation broclamation 

A broclamation issued in 1863 that granted freedom to all bros, nationwide

"Did you hear Abroham Lincoln just instated the bromancipation broclamation?"

Bromancipation broclamation by ThisiswhoIReallyAm June 12, 2015