ThisiswhoIReallyAm's definitions

Macbook bro

A bro who uses a Macbook Pro.

There were three bros in the living room, all on their laptops. I'm pretty sure one of them was a Macbook Bro

by ThisiswhoIReallyAm June 12, 2015

bromesticated

Trained, docile, and brobediant bro. Will wingman at the drop of a hat.

"I'm not getting anywhere with this chick, boy could I use a wingman."

"Did somebody say wingman?"

*Steve is already at his side*

"Woah dude–that was so fast."

"You must be bromesticated!"

by ThisiswhoIReallyAm July 22, 2015

bropen

Just the simple act of opening something, but with more force; as a bro would do it. If you can't open it, bropen it

"Dude could you help me open this box of wheat thins?"

"Sure, but did you try bropening it?"
"What?!"

"If you can't open something, bropen it. Here, give it to me."

by ThisiswhoIReallyAm June 14, 2015

bananakin

When you unpeel a banana, and it's the spitting image of Anakin Skywalker.

"Woah dude, check it out!"
*bro shows his friend his banana*
"Oh dude! Bananakin Skywalker!"

by ThisiswhoIReallyAm June 12, 2015

Vincent van Bro

Your bro when he is trying to be all artsy

*Bro stacks empty Natty Ice cans in interesting shapes*

"It needs a Coors can for a little variation in composition."

"Easy there, Vincent van Bro."

by ThisiswhoIReallyAm August 13, 2015

Bromancipation broclamation

A broclamation issued in 1863 that granted freedom to all bros, nationwide

"Did you hear Abroham Lincoln just instated the bromancipation broclamation?"

by ThisiswhoIReallyAm June 12, 2015

bropilepsy

A condition whereby a person sees or hears too many bros at once, and gets sent into a bropileptic fit

"Oh my god, Frank are you all right!?"

*bro convulses on the ground at a crowded party*

"No, Sheila, it's alright. He has bropilepsy. This will be over in a few minutes."

by ThisiswhoIReallyAm June 12, 2015