bananalyzing 

When you go on a mental trip about how much you hate yourself, your life, and about how you haven't done enough and can't do enough and will never do enough or be enough

Rob: "I can't stop thinking about my future and how I will never be a lawyer because I can not finish this one simple homework...."

Ramone: "Stop bananalyzing."

bananalyzing by narovkid October 29, 2023

Bananalinguis 

To eat a banana from the bananus.

That monkey opened the bananus and performed bananalinguis.

Bananalinguis by minimalstrategy March 30, 2015